Laugh Time
News - One boy was raped by a girl. Police questioned the girl.
Girl – Yes, I did. Why should boys have all the fun?
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A for apple. B for bada apple.
C for chota apple. D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple. F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple. H for ho gaya na pet kharab khake itne apple.
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Johnny & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll you divide, you have three children?
Johnny : Ok! We'll apply next year.
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Teacher : Four beautiful ladies are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence.
Student : WOW !!
posted by Cuckoo @ 10:59 AM
19 comments
19 Comments:
Why not H for Ho gaya na pet kharab kha ke (I for) Itne apple... So, the whole english alphabet starts and ends with apple, huh?
That student has got his priorities right ;)
hmmmm, so the child in you is coming out ;-)
Fleiger,
I wanted that joke to go till last alphabet. ;)
Ketan,
Yeah, looks like my boy is gonna be a naughty one ;)
Let's do it, we got to I....
And yes, I think by now you must have realised that boys are naughty...
Fleiger,
Ha Ha.. I agree with you. They always are!
Yeah, let's do it. H for Ho gaya na pet kharab kha ke (I for) Itne apple...
Let's start J= Juicy apple
K = ??
Now, who's trying K for ?? But pls it should remain attached to dear apple.
K for "kidlele apple" in marathi? Or "keeda in apple" in hindi? Or "khaya hua apple"?
Ohh then it becomes L for Left out apple or Left half eaten apple ?
M for "meetha" apple?
N for "nakko" apple?
O for Only apple?
ha ha ha, i liked the divorce one.btw as u wrote abt the crying men stereotype, there's also a stereotype in not so urban india tht girls shdn't crack A jokes, do u agree?
Anonymous,
First, Pls give yourself a name. I am a bit scared of strangers. And now to the apple...
P for "Pearly" apple??
Maverick,
Thanks for dropping by again. Make it more frequent.
girls shdn't crack A jokes, do u agree? Hmmm wait for my post for your answer. :))
Q for "qid" Apples?
R for "Ripe" apple??
how about
S for Sadela Apple
T for Thanda Apple
U for Useless(??) Apple
HAHAHAH LOL!!!!!!!!!!!1
Lord,
Thanks for your contribution. You want to finish it in one comment, eh?
Prashant,
Welcome to my blog. And yes, you could have contributed here as well. Which joke made you laugh so much?
BTW, This is not my main blog. It's Cuckoo's Nest.
Keep visiting. :)
V - vivacious apple
W - wasted apple
X - x-rated apple
Y - yellow apple
Z - zany apple
Wow Abhi!!
You finished in one go????
A - Amazing
B - Bravo
H - Humorous
I - Intelligent
Thanks :)))
Now I am tempted to play some more in the future!!
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