What kind of student were you ?

Blondie type ?


Or Peter type ?
Or this type ?

Hawaiian vacation

Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation. To improve their chances of having a real vacation, they decided not to wear anything that would identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.

The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying their drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a drop dead, gorgeous, blonde in a tiny bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare.

When she passed them, she smiled and said, "Good morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually, then passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she recognize them as priests?
The next day they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits - outfits so loud you could hear them coming before you even saw them. Once again, they settled down on the beach to enjoy the sunshine.

After a while, the same gorgeous blonde came walking toward them.
Again, she approached them and greeted them individually, said "Good morning Father," and walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it. "Just a minute young lady," he said. "Yes, we are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know: how in the world did you know we are priests?"

"Father, it's me, Sister Mariam."

Bewafa Sanam

It is an old one but worth seeing more than once.

An Update

I am in middle of a much-needed break. Detailed post on this will come much later. Don't ask me when.

Ok, something about my break now. Went to a three day trip to Igatpuri, starting from Friday early morning till Sunday night. Though there was not much to see, it was a deserved break from hectic routine life. Trekking to a small mountain top bypassing a village called baiichi-waadi, hanging from the banyan roots wherever I could, visiting Bhandhardhara, Randha falls (tried to catch fish /tadpoles by bare hands there ;)), enjoying the cool waters in hot afternoon were some of my activities.

On the last day visited Bipaasana Center & Sula vineyards (around 2 kms from Nashik city). This was another experience. There is no sign-board to go there (complained to Sula people for this). So from Naveen Nashik to old one, District court, CBS, mahanagar Palika, some malls, cinema halls, Gangapur road and after 10-12 Maaghe-pudhe we reached our destination. Since I was the only one (out of 5 of us including one Belgian female) who could understand SOME marathi, had to play the role of navigator as well. Every time it was another 2 kms from that point (reminded me of software project delivery promises).

Anyways, I think I have started falling in love. Yes, I have started falling in love with this part of India.

Laugh Time

News - One boy was raped by a girl. Police questioned the girl.
Girl – Yes, I did. Why should boys have all the fun?
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A for apple. B for bada apple.
C for chota apple. D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple. F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple. H for ho gaya na pet kharab khake itne apple.
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Johnny & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll you divide, you have three children?
Johnny : Ok! We'll apply next year.
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Teacher : Four beautiful ladies are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence.
Student : WOW !!

French Movies

This weekend (Saturday & Sunday) saw two French movies from the on going French film festival in town. Both the films belong to off-beat cinema.

The first movie was “Faux départ” (Stand-by ). It’s about a woman left at the airport by her husband who also takes away her passport. Stranded at the airport she eventually becomes a hooker.

The second movie was “Sauve-moi” (Save me) about the immigrants with hordes of sex scenes in it. Plus point was since it was about the immigrants, their spoken French was very different. I can say it was easy to understand. :)

Beauty and Beast

So beautiful they are yet so devastating.



So rare a view.