Hawaiian vacation
Two priests were going to
As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying their drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a drop dead, gorgeous, blonde in a tiny bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare.
When she passed them, she smiled and said, "Good morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually, then passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she recognize them as priests?
The next day they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits - outfits so loud you could hear them coming before you even saw them. Once again, they settled down on the beach to enjoy the sunshine.
After a while, the same gorgeous blonde came walking toward them.
Again, she approached them and greeted them individually, said "Good morning Father," and walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it. "Just a minute young lady," he said. "Yes, we are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know: how in the world did you know we are priests?"
"Father, it's me, Sister Mariam."


20 Comments:
Continue the story please. We would like to follow the exploits of the priests in the land of drinks with little umbrellas stuck in them.
Especially the ones pictured :)
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This is not a story. Supposed to be a joke. You read the last line? And look carefully dear Fleiger,, you are mistaken. ;)
I got the joke first time. I think it would be more fun continuing the series ;)
:-)
Good one...
Fleiger and PM,
Thanks. Well, I have some more on priests and nuns but not all can be posted here. ;) Give me some time to check my database again.
do u have the Sister Analytical and Sister Mathematical joke?
its an amazing one... my fav in the nuns and priests
No, I don't think I have that. Can we have it please??
Once Sister Analytical and Sister Mathematical were going back after shopping for vegetables. They were being followed by a bearded man who had lust in his eyes crazier than those in the monkeys that played in the park. The footsteps mysteriously strted getting louder when Sister Mathematical noticed him.
Sister Mathematical: Analytical, if we continue walking at the same speed, and he continues walking at the same speed. He will be next to us in the next 6 minutes
Sister Analytical: Analysing the situation, i consider both of us in danger. We can reduce the risk by splitting. So only one of us will be in danger.
Both of them agree and split into different directions. The man follows Sister Analytical. Sister Mathematical reaches home and is worried! Time flies by but she doesnt come. Half an hour later, she sees Sister Analytical gasping for breath at the door. She opens the door.
Sister Mathematical: Holy Mother! Hope you are alright. What happened?
Sister A: After we split, he started rfollowing me with even greater speed...
Sister M: Then?
Sister A: I analysed and found that in an abandoned street there was no help i could get from anyone!
Sister M: Holy Cow! Then?
Sister A:Then i lifted my skirt!
Sister M: Holy Mother. THEN?
Sister A: He dropped his pants!
Sister M: THEN!!!!
Sister A: A woman can run faster with her skirt up than a Man with his pants down!!!
OMG !!!!!!!!!!
I was about to delete this one w/o reading it completely.
:-( All my typing would have beein in vain... (sob) ;-)
he he.... good one. may b i shd say this joke to the nuns of my school :), u waited for my next post ????????? thanku so much. its exam time here, so not much spare time to blog. im rocking india this 26 :)
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Check, check... we will wait.
And I thought I was smarter than women!! Ha Ha - both the jokes Mathmatical and Analytical tell that the female of the species will always outwit us lumbering loggerheaded males when it comes to tackling situations or when it comes to just plain observation since the priests were so obsessed with themselves being males - they never thought that among the nuns the beauty is deeper and hidden behind the habits (pun intended), which are visible to the world in general.
Nice jokes both of them and I enjoyed them both ..
Deepak Menon
Sorry for a second comment - but so lost in the legs of the nuns was I, that it was only after a closer look that I noticed that all the nuns were sitting on barstools Ha Ha
Well done and that makes this post even more memorable Ha Ha
Deepak
Hi All,
Well, well... I am enjoying this very much. ;)
Fleiger,
Couldn't find any publishable joke of priestine divine. ;)
Deepak,
Glad that you liked the jokes.
Shhhhh.. that was the most important part of the joke !! ;)
And I am sure half the people who have read this joke here, would have thought like you. Who knows.. they still think the same if they don't read these comments? :P
LOL@so lost in the legs of the nuns was I.
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Nice Joke here:) the pic was funny.
i cant comment here through my blogger userID
...Jeevan...
http://jeevansworld.blogspot.com
this is mad place honey...not the hum and tum i knew ;)
nice one there!
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